Out on all formats June 18th
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“This book is a riot — fast, funny, and full of brilliantly offbeat characters”
“The book is chock full of unexpected twists and turns that kept me hooked right up to the final page”
Waffle Jones has a problem: his girlfriend has left him and he’s not sure why.
Still, he decides to clean up his life, get his act together, and win her back. The plan goes swimmingly for the first ten minutes until a large and mysterious bag lands at his feet. What’s inside leads to him being pursued across London by villains, detectives, and yoga instructors.
It could be because he can’t hold down a job, is totally unreliable, and fritters all their money away on dope, lager and chicken bhuna, but who knows for sure?
So now he has a very big problem. If only he was aware of it.
Fast-paced, darkly funny, and full of twists, romance, and moral dilemmas, this is London crime fiction with a Guy Ritchie kick and a surprisingly big heart.
From the Amazon bestselling author of From Nags to Numbnuts and Stable Condition comes this hilarious debut novel.